I just accidentally liked something on my tumblr app and I feel old.
Tonight on the way home from work I’m going to get a pizza. I’m going to get home, slip into something a little more comfortable, and lay on my couch, eating that pizza until I’m full up while watching bad tv.
I will fall asleep by 10:30.
What do you think of that bad boy?
“Oh, you’re watching a video? I AM GOING TO TALK OVER IT TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING BECAUSE THERE COULD NEVER BE A BETTER TIME THAN WHEN YOU’RE WATCHING A VIDEO I MEAN YOU’RE WATCHING IT FOR LEISURE RIGHT NOW ITS NOT HOMEWORK BECAUSE YOU AREN’T IN SCHOOL…oh good, the video is over! I will leave now!”
I was sent to be trained for work so I’m currently sitting alone in a hotel room (as I have been since 4pm), and my toe is bleeding because I was being nosy and AN IRON FELL ON MY FOOT. My concerns re: infection are perpetually through the roof so I whipped out my Polysporin but, sadly, I have no bandaids.
There are no bandaids in the hotel room.
There is currently a panty liner wrapped around my big toe.
Woke up without pressing snooze, had smoothie for breakfast, ran to work, had productive morning. At noon hour I’m going to run home,eat something that isn’t fast food, work from home for three hours, then go for a teeth cleaning.
Who am I? Why do I feel so alive?